The super early

When you get to the bottom of this post, yes, thats really when this was posted. I'll get to that in a second, something needs to be addressed first.

The SiteMeter thing is hardly just a hit counter, it tells me the IP address of everyone who visits the page and how often and all that. So I'm curious, people in or around Butler County, Kansas, who are you? While I like to pretend this blog is a big deal when I'm not talking about how its a digital shithole, you visit a lot for people who don't know me. So please, introduce yourselves.

Anyway, I'm writing at 6am because I made a decision a few hours ago about McDonalds breakfast. I knew I wouldn't wake up in time so I never slept. Instead I've been comparing my Gears of War 2 stats against all of my friends(I have 700 online multiplayer chainsaw kills. Thats a big time number) and listening to the Adam Carolla show since about 2am waiting for the McDonalds to open.

By the way, if you have time to kill, or just lack something sonically, go to iTunes and download the Adam Carolla show podcast. I'm telling you this at the worst possible time because the show is done until the New Year, but you'll have some catching up to do. Its nothing like the Man Show, its not schtick-y in any way, its not a morning zoo. Its just Adam enraged, which might sound tiresome, but no one rants like this. Some people can't do it, and I see through every shitty comic who is trying to hard to be angry, but this is amazing. Last Friday(More Joel McHale 12/12/08) he started yelling about building codes, of all things, and it was as funny as anything I've heard in months. Oh, and Joel McHale is on the show every Friday. I know you kids like Joel McHale.

But back to my unimportant story. I'm sure I looked like a meth addict. The heavily bearded man who clearly hasn't slept and isn't going to work. But no matter. Here's the important part.

I didn't know if the McDonalds opened at 5 or 6 so I checked the stores website. Be warned, its awesome.

First of all, "McFlorida" is a bad start. Then you read this...

"IF YOUR(sic) LOOKING FOR EXTRA CASH, START A CARRER(sic), OR JUST LOOKING FOR A COOL PLACE TO WORK SO YOU CAN BRAG TO YOUR FRIENDS; McDONALD'S IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TO WORK."

I know its their job to sell it to you, but who is going to believe that their "carrer" could be started by showing up at 5am to be screamed at by your manager, a woman in her mid 40s, after your 15 minute break lasted 16 minutes because she decided this is her career.

And if I tried to brag about my job at McDonalds to my friends I'd be told to fuck myself.

Nice effort though.

I've been doing less with more for three days now after promising the most solid week ever. I'm looking to Greg to save us tomorrow. I'll be back with a big feature type thing next week, as for now, I might actually go to sleep...