I didn't see this coming

So much for Bratz dolls.

I couldn't care less about this from the copyright infringement standpoint, Mattels designs being stolen means nothing to me. The most important thing is that the Bratz empire has come toppling down and its a great day for humanity.

I really hate children, but marketing the idea of being a raving bitch to young girls through a doll that looks like Tila Tequila just seems wrong to me, even if Tila's head to body ratio is even less realistic. And, depending on how much I drink, I hate whores. Bratz weren't doing much to tell girls not to be massive whores. Oh, sure, they never said "Hey, be a whore." But its certainly implied. Look at them, role models they are not. Dr. Phil even feels that they look like hookers, not to say I turn to him for anything, ever. But my grandmother seems to like him a lot.

This also eliminates the chance of a second Bratz movie, which perhaps alongside Dane Cook, is the bane of my existance. It seems like a stupid thing to concern yourself with but to think that anyone involved with that film, including Paula Abdul(I believe she did costumes, it was mentioned on the short lived reality show, Hey Paula!), enjoyed it for one second or had any sense of satisfaction because of the "work" they did is sickening.

The true justice may be for the people who make these dolls in China, they've been making 17 cents an hour for years. In fact, if these dolls were made in America(USA! USA!) they'd be $90. The bad news is that now that no more dolls can be sold, they'll be making zero cents an hour. So now they'll be unemployed slobs, just like us!

Circle of life.