Gotta Get It On

No choice but to get it on!

Hey you! Do you masturbate? Or should I ask if you used to masturbate but have freed yourself from this evil only by the grace of god?

Well if you want everyone to know that you abstain from something that 99% of humanity takes part in because of some insane superstition, this shirt is for you!

That's right, line up, because they're going to go fast. Say it loud, "I'm an Ex-Masturbator and I'm proud."

Now even though you're just as likely to grow hair on your palms or go blind from masturbating as you are to get into heaven, at least your tshirt will be all the rage at CreationFest.