A return to form

Alright, now that we're done with the business end of things I explained yesterday we move back to stories of anger and humiliation. Or something like that.

Its another slow news day as far as I'm concerned so I need to discuss something that we have to look forward to soon. On December 29, we will have the premier of Bromance with Brody Jenner.

I really couldn't be more excited and I don't know if I can write about it the Tuesday afterwards because I'll be busy in New Jersey so I'm talking about it now. December 29th to January 2nd is very up in the air for the blog but I'll be posting as much as possible from my temporary office in Mr. Krause's house. GDT North Headquarters. Just using initials makes it sound serious.

But this is just like My New BFF with someone who seems in on the joke. As evil as Paris Hilton is, you think she might have been serious about her show. Brody Jenner is hilarious, he has the highest IQ on The Hills by about 80 points and knows it, meaning he can exploit all of them however he likes. Hes not a genius by any means, but when you spend your time around those people you look like one.

So I'm begging you to watch this show, and heres why...

1). It will build self esteem. Try not to feel better about yourself when watching guys line up to be Brody's best friend.

2). The catch phrase. I'm almost positive its going to be "I will NOT check you later, bro".

3). You're not doing anything better at 10pm on a Monday.

4). I'm going to reference it relentlessly and you need to be in on the joke.

5). Men in tears because Lauren Conrad's ex-boyfriend just isn't into them.

I think these are all compelling reasons. But if you aren't convinced after that, I've got something else for you.

Here's a good show that's good because theres talent involved. Flight of the Conchords doesn't come back on until January 18th but the season premier is up on Funny or Die right now. If you don't want it spoiled, you're stupid. Its been 15 months, enjoy it.

Here.

Stuff you!