Pointless Monday

I'm not like most people, I don't hate Monday because its the end of the weekend. After all, I write a blog, what do days mean to me? Monday means that 24 is on, and that I probably won't watch it, and that's it.

The worst part about today is that I attempted to buy Fifa 09 and it was sold out everywhere I went. Needless to say, I'm furious. So I will lash out at you, the reader.

I take one swipe at Ann Coulter and it seems like everyone turns on me. Not by pouring their scorn on me, telling me that I hate America and should move back to my home on FrenchPussyHomo Island, but by saying nothing and ruining our 5 post comment streak. What were you thinking? The comment streak is a fine feather in our cap and now it has to be built back up from nothing. I hope you feel bad, honestly, I do.

Anyway, there is nothing going on that I'm passionate about right now in this great big world of entertainment that should be so easy to make fun of on a day to day basis. The Golden Globes happened last night but theres no need to watch them. Tracy Morgan yelling "Deal with it, Cate Blanchett" is probably on YouTube, so I didn't need to watch the three hours preceding his acceptance speech when 30 Rock won best comedy series. I also hear that Ricky Gervais was hilarious, but when is that not the case?

The big thing I noticed today, and maybe I'm late on this, Axe has hairstyling products now. Its as boring as it is infuriating. I saw it when I was walking through Wal Mart(Lay off me, I had a gift card. Why do you hate America?!) and then saw a commercial once I got home. Axe bodyspray has really been a big part in the downfall of society. Think thats an overstatement? Just go to the mall, look at all the douchebags and try to convince yourself that they don't own plenty of Axe products. These haircare products are for the discerning douchebag who thinks "Wow, wouldn't it be awesome if my hair looked as shitty as I smell?"

Hordes of gorgeous women don't gang rape guys who smell like high school locker rooms. Or anyone for that matter. I would have heard about it.